My son is infatuated with his penis :(

[BellyBelly]

I have tried everything, but my son is absolutely infatuated with his penis. He pokes it out at every chance and laughs, and tonight when I was on skype to John he was poking it out and trying to put it on my feet I just moved my feet and said no, but it went on for ages.

I have tried everything, as has everyone else who has seen it, from 'It will fall off' to 'Shall we chop it off?' to which he says yes and thinks is hilarious, but that scares me because I hope he wont try it, so I dont say it anymore. I know its a phase and will pass, but I am so over it. Am I the only one? Am I a weirdo?! First it was his bum he was flashing but we've moved to more 'exciting' things. Even if he gets no laughs or attention he still does it

[bushmanpat]

I have tried everything, but my son is absolutely infatuated with his penis.

Ah, the male fascination with his willy. Will it ever end

Don't worry, he'll eventually become paranoid that it isn't big enough and be too scared to show it to anyone. You might have to wait a while, though

[BellyBelly]

I should add that he is 3.5 LOL.

Thats what I thought, he's just being a BOY!!!!

[[M]umma[M]ia]

i wouldnt worry about it.. my nefews do the same thing.. one is 4 and one is 7. They are facinated and get it out every chance possible. N yes, they find it halarious! the visitors..not so much. lol. They take it out at the park and at home..and probley even the supermarket. Saying no to them works but not for long.. Im sure he will grow out of it eventually. if not, i pity his girlfriend/wife... dont think she would like it on her feet lol.
at the end of the day boys will be boys.

[aussienic]

All of my boys have tried this fun isn't it lol..

We said it is ok to have a game but there are times when it simply isn't appropriate.. I would prefer not to see your penis so if you want to play with it please go to your bedroom.. they soon got bored with that and moved on...

So if you just say yep do what yuo want but not in front of me please..

[meow]

Have you tried the serious "if you want to look at your penis you need to do it in private in the bathroom or your room". He'll get bored when he realises he can't show it off.

[Nelle]

Ohh poor you Kell, what a pain! (definitely soaking up all the advice in here! )

I think I agree with some of the others, reinforce that he needs to keep his private parts private, obviously it's not shameful to have a penis or anything, but there's a time and a place.

All the best, and let us know what works! :P