I'm just waiting for Kiki to come and dob on Michael LOL!

I remember when we were at the pharmacy warehouse a long time ago, Jack was walking down the aisles and telling me what everything was. When we walked past the tins of baby formula, he pointed to it and said "cat food". In my defence, I never told him that's what it was and TBH I have no idea why he thought it was cat food (he'd never seen a tin of formula so I guess he just didn't know what it was). But I did say something to the effect of "well not quite but we'll go with that" to save explaining that actually not all babies drink only from their mummies .

I have told Jack that the Police will stop us from driving if he doesn't have his straps on . And I'm pretty sure I've also told him that we've run out of things I don't want him to eat . And there are probably others but that's enough confessions for one night.