thread: *TMI* What is wrong with me?

  1. #1
    Registered User

    Dec 2008
    Brisbane, QLD
    5,171

    *TMI* What is wrong with me?

    ***T.M.I***
    I cannot stop farting! For the last hour I have been popping off at least once every couple of minutes

    for dinner we had - pasta with cheese, cauliflower, broccoli, feta, and a couple of walnuts after dinner.

    I've had more cheese than usual in the last 48 hours but it's never affected me like this, that I know of.

    Any suggestions as to the cause of my sudden onset of flatulence or how to stop it?

    I can hear my tummy gurgling away almost constantly and feel the gas bubbles wiggling around.

    DS had the same food minus the nuts and has been a little bit gassy, nothing like me though. He was letting them rip in the bath with me thinking please dont poo, please dont poo... Lol

    I did have to giggle a little to begin with but it's getting a bit annoying now

  2. #2
    Registered User

    Oct 2007
    Middle Victoria
    8,924

    are you up the duff?

  3. #3
    Registered User

    Dec 2008
    Brisbane, QLD
    5,171

    Not a chance.

  4. #4
    Registered User

    Mar 2006
    7,046

    the cauliflower and broccoli will do it. I'd have some warm water or peppermint tea - might help move things along.