"Sorry darl, I won't be able to help with dinner bath and bed for the kids tonight, me gout's playing up again..."
BAAAAAAHaaa haa haaaaaaa! I can see it now!
Rach, this is actually quite scary. We LOVE broccoli in this house and we eat it quite a lot too. Probably not every day, but every couple of days for sure... Will be a bit more imaginative with the veges from now on!
Hope you get better soon.

And BTW... erm... what're "froggy bum problems" ?!? Do I want to know?