I want a quick and easy labour.

I want my baby to choose to join us before Christmas day. For all these reason, so we can celebrate christmas with all 3 kids, also so I'm not in pain, also so I can eat what I want, and so I don't have to worry about going into labour on christmas day. I hope bubba is listening .

I would also like baileys chocolate. And some DVDs to watch while breastfeeding.

Is that too much to ask for .