Well around here the Fat Man doesn't get credit for the bestest presents. Mummy and daddy do. We are not religious and worshipping a fairy tale doesn't seem any better either, so Santa brings a few things but he isn't the be all and end all.
Also think that will help when they realise he isn't true...

Surely a bit of Bing Crosby and a nice ****tail after bubs is in bed Xmas eve and a chat about the past year would be nice?
I do Bing and ****tails in the entire week leading up to Xmas - no one can resist it!