thread: Light Sleepers - how does Santa deal with this?

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  1. #1
    Registered User

    Dec 2007
    Taking a ride on my grdonkey :D
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    Could Santa slip the kids a roofie before bed to help them get all the sleep they need for the coming day of blasting around playing with their cool new gear?
    (I mean, anything's worth a try, ain't it?)



    I've always been a super-heavy sleeper but Santa always left our stuff under the tree on Christmas Eve - it saved him time because the tree was right in front of the window so he just had to reach in and drop them off, didn't even have to get out of his sleigh. Plus mum would have gone nuts if Santa's dirty old boots had left prints all over her nice floors
    Sorry I don't have any decent advice... but this thread has made me realise it might have been the worry of waking us might have been why the Easter Bunny stopped laying eggs at the end of my bed and made us haul outdoors and go on a hunt instead

  2. #2
    BellyBelly Life Subscriber

    Feb 2006
    South Eastern Suburbs, Vic
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    If he's old enough to read him that poem that Ryn quoted, then that would explain why his stocking has to go somewhere like a chimney...maybe near a stove with rangehood, or a skylight?