Clean the toilet
Mop the floor
Clean the microwave
Clean the stovetop
Clean the bathrooms
Take out rubbish and recycling
Clean the fridge

Hence why I have hired a cleaner

No one else is capable of changing sheets or cooking any food either! DH is much better than he used to be though, at least now he'll make the bed or put on some washing.

To be fair...I'm incapable of changing a toilet roll or feeding any of the pets