I sort of had a hospital 'homebirth' and I'm still alive ...

Had the baby on the hospital floor on a blanket I nabbed off the bed 1/2 hour after getting there. All the midwife did was play catch, and got me a milo and bikkies afterwards. I went home 12 hours later. They did all the baby poking and prodding aaaages after the birth, by which time he was quite thoroughly fed and snuggled