Here's a distraction for you... has anyone read 50 Shades of Grey? No? Okay, wise move. But anyway, I just read it and the birth scene!!! **** the birth scene! "Emergency" c-sect after 15 hours of labor because yanno, you've been doing this for 15 HOURS and that baby needs to come out and oh, actually baby is in distress so now we can do a c-sect? "Finally" mutters the OBGYN (I kid you not- I don't make this stuff up). Argh! Like the rest of the book wasn't woeful enough.