I know what you mean... but yeah forceps, inductions, episiotomy, vacuum, drips, machines... eck!

You have to take your own plug in if you want a waterbirth and tell them to get their hands off your property - they aren't allowed to touch without your permission :P
LOL! My sister had been told by her gorgeous yoga instructor to tell them it would be impossible to get out so she could stay put. It worked a treat! The midwife did sound fabulous though. It was at a birthing centre so I'm guessing she was as happy to see it happen as my sister was to do it.