My friend in Poland sent me this that some girl sent into a magazine because she'd been getting stares and whispers in London with her baby. Thought I'd share it in here.. plese feel free to move if I got it all wrong... the girl is 23 but looks about 16 (apparently). Enjoy. And I mean no offense to anyone. This isall in good fun.

1. The jokes about 'your little brother/sister is so cute' are wearing a little thin. It's our baby, you know it's ours too because we keep saying 'you just spew on mummy, how cute'.

2. The joke 'well, it'll be a few years before you can legally sign any documents for him/her won't it?' is wearing a little thin. We get it, okay. HA HA.

3. The pointing at the sticker on the escalator 'children must be accompanied by an adult' is wearing a little thin. As is the look you give when pointing.

4. No, you're right, we can't buy alcohol. We don't intend to. Why are you bragging that you can? Do you have a problem? Here's AA's number.

5. The joke that we will we be confused for students when our child starts primary school is wearing very thin. At least when we accompany our student to read for the elderly, we won't be left behind. Ouch.

6. And finally... at the bake sale asking us if we had supervision when we used the oven will most probably prompt a punch in nose...