Your friends and family call you RENT A CROWD so get invites to partys to boost numbers
But not so many dinner invites!!!
You need 3 medicare cards to fit everyones names on.
Your shoe rack looks like a shoe store!
Your friends and family call you RENT A CROWD so get invites to partys to boost numbers
But not so many dinner invites!!!
You need 3 medicare cards to fit everyones names on.
Your shoe rack looks like a shoe store!
is that all hahahah we go through 2 so I cracked it and now use reuseable toilet 'paper'
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I do that all the time..1..2...3...4....ah and then the husband
baaaahaaaaaaa yes yes and yes!!!! Wish they all still looked like they were new though
You know your a large family when.....
-People at the supermarket look at you funny when you put 6 x 3l bottle in the trolley and take the whole shelf off bread and put it on top of the trolley
-when takeaway ends up costing almost the same as a 'normal' familys groceries for the week
- quoted from J man
there is more hair in the sink then on your head![]()
Every 2nd person you meet on the street feels the need to say "oh you've got your hands full"
A trip to the shoe shop could fund a night in a posh hotel plus dinner plus champagne but you know those days are well in the past.
You casually mention needing a babysitter and watch friends faces freeze in terror.
When your parents make you sound off before driving anywhere, like you're in an army barracks!
When the only icecream you buy your kids is a twinpole so you can split it in half and share it between two kids!
When you tell one of your kids something and they say ' You've already told me that 4 TIMES MUM!' and you coulda sworn you'd been telling each child!
When saying Goodnight is like the Waltons.
when you start calling your kids by the family pets (animal) names![]()
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