thread: You KNOW you are a LARGE family when........

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  1. #1
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    May 2007
    Not alone!
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    Your friends and family call you RENT A CROWD so get invites to partys to boost numbers
    But not so many dinner invites!!!

    You need 3 medicare cards to fit everyones names on.

    Your shoe rack looks like a shoe store!

  2. #2

    Dec 2005
    not with crazy people
    8,023

    You go thru a roll of toilet paper a day....
    is that all hahahah we go through 2 so I cracked it and now use reuseable toilet 'paper'

    You have to count heads to make sure everyone is still with you
    I do that all the time..1..2...3...4....ah and then the husband

    Your shoe rack looks like a shoe store!
    baaaahaaaaaaa yes yes and yes!!!! Wish they all still looked like they were new though

    You know your a large family when.....
    -People at the supermarket look at you funny when you put 6 x 3l bottle in the trolley and take the whole shelf off bread and put it on top of the trolley
    -when takeaway ends up costing almost the same as a 'normal' familys groceries for the week
    - quoted from J man
    there is more hair in the sink then on your head

  3. #3
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    Nov 2009
    Scottish expat living in Geelong
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    Every 2nd person you meet on the street feels the need to say "oh you've got your hands full"

    A trip to the shoe shop could fund a night in a posh hotel plus dinner plus champagne but you know those days are well in the past.

    You casually mention needing a babysitter and watch friends faces freeze in terror.

  4. #4
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    Sep 2007
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    You casually mention needing a babysitter and watch friends faces freeze in terror.


  5. #5

    Nov 2007
    Earth
    4,434

    When your parents make you sound off before driving anywhere, like you're in an army barracks!
    When the only icecream you buy your kids is a twinpole so you can split it in half and share it between two kids!
    When you tell one of your kids something and they say ' You've already told me that 4 TIMES MUM!' and you coulda sworn you'd been telling each child!

  6. #6
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    May 2007
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    When saying Goodnight is like the Waltons.

  7. #7

    Dec 2005
    not with crazy people
    8,023

    when you start calling your kids by the family pets (animal) names