You go thru a roll of toilet paper a day....
is that all hahahah we go through 2 so I cracked it and now use reuseable toilet 'paper'

You have to count heads to make sure everyone is still with you
I do that all the time..1..2...3...4....ah and then the husband

Your shoe rack looks like a shoe store!
baaaahaaaaaaa yes yes and yes!!!! Wish they all still looked like they were new though

You know your a large family when.....
-People at the supermarket look at you funny when you put 6 x 3l bottle in the trolley and take the whole shelf off bread and put it on top of the trolley
-when takeaway ends up costing almost the same as a 'normal' familys groceries for the week
- quoted from J man
there is more hair in the sink then on your head