Maybe this can work in my favor, if I set up a gift registry which has "Nothing" for each item, and it then just lets me know who has bought me nothing - do you think people will then get me nothing - which is what I want. :-) People seem so disappointed when I say we don't want anything - maybe if I cen dress up "Nothing" they will feel better about it. The gifts of:

"having room to swing a cat in a 2 bed flat with 2 kids"
"not feeling guilty about taking unwanted gifts to the Salvo's"
"wasting time trying to find space to store stuff I want to regift"

are more than enough for me. Surely somewhere on the net there is this type of registry - off to Google now.