I like to pull the mine is worse than yours card.
Ie, my brother and sister were comparing the strength of their painkilling drugs so I said I've got a bottle of painstop (totally went over my sister''s head she told me it was S? in a pitying voice lol) or when people are comparing their broken bones I like to tell them about the time I stubbed my toe and ripped half my nail off and if you tell me how awesome Verbier is I'll be sure to mention Smiggen's Holes