OUr footy coach last year always used to say 'cheese and kisses' when talking about his fiance. I found a list of common slang if anyone is interested.

  • bag of fruit – "suit", as in suit and tie
  • barry - a "shocker", a poor performance, from the Australian crooner and actor Barry Crocker.
  • billy lids - "kids". Also tin lids or, more rarely, saucepan lids. Tin Lids was used by Jimmy Barnes' four children as their recording name.
  • Blundstone (boot) - "ute", utility vehicle, a tradesman's vehicle, from a popular brand of workman's boots.
  • boat race - the "face".
  • bread crumb - a "bum", a derelict
  • Bugs Bunny - "money"
  • Burke and Wills - "dills", from the Australian explorers Burke and Wills who died in the Outback, as in "Don't be a Burke." This is a backformation into rhyming slang, as "Don't be a Burke" should really be "Don't be a berk", a borrowing of British rhyming slang berk.
  • butcher's (hook) - "crook", ill, unwell; also, a "look".
  • captain - a "look" or to "look", from Captain James Cook, as in "Having a good Captain's, are ya?"
  • Charley Wheeler - "sheila", Australian slang for a woman. After the famous Australian painter w:Charles Wheeler.
  • cheese and kisses - "missus", wife
  • china plate - "mate", friend, compatriot
  • 'comic cuts or comics - the "guts"; no longer in common use.
  • Dad n Dave - shave. From the famous comic characters created by Steele Rudd.
  • Dapto dog - a "wog", an Australian of Mediterranean or eastern European descent.
  • Darby and Joan - "all alone"
  • dead horse or race horse – "tomato sauce"
  • dig in the grave – shave
  • dog and bone - "telephone".
  • dog's eye - a "pie", as in "I'll 'ave a dog's eye 'n' dead 'orse."
  • dog's eye with dead horse - a meat pie with tomato sauce
  • dropkick (and punt) – a stupid person, (originally a despicable person, a "****"). Referring to two types of kick used in various codes of football.
  • Eau-de-Cologne - "phone" - after a deoderant that was popular in the 60s and 70s, often shortened to 'oadie'.
  • Edgar Britt - a "****", after the name of a famous Australian jockey.
  • Fiddly-did - "quid" - after a one pound note. Not used since decimal currency introduced in 1966
  • frog and toad - "road", usually in the phrase "hit the frog 'n 'toad" (that is depart)
  • Gary Ablett - "tablet" - after the dead 17yo girl who ended up in Gary Ablett's bed.
  • ginger (ale) - "tail", as in "Get off me ginger!" (stop following me), or "a swift kick up the ginger".
  • gingerbeer – "engineer"
  • goanna - a "piano" (pianner).
  • good cheer - "beer"
  • Gregory Peck - "a Cheque"
  • half-back flanker - "****er", a position in Australian rules football
  • hammer (and tack) - "back"
  • Harold Holt or Harry Holt - salt (no longer commonly used but is still understood by most Australians); to disappear, to bolt, to depart quickly (as in to do a/the Harold (Holt)); referring to the Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt who disappeared while swimming at a beach in 1967
  • hi diddle diddle - "middle", particularly in Australian rules football
  • horse's hoof - a "****", a homosexual
  • hugs 'n' kisses - "missus"
  • Jack - to "jack" someone, to take the last of everything, over everyone. To "jack" someone is not a nice or considerate thing to do, "jacks" take great pleasure is "jacking".
  • jack - VD, from "Jack (and the box)", for "pox".
  • Jack the dancercancer, "the big 'C'"
  • James Hird - "turd"
  • Jimmy Britts - the "****s", either diarrhoea or annoyance.
  • Joe Blake - a "snake"
  • Johnny Raper - "paper", a newspaper, from the Australian rugby league footballer Johnny Raper.
  • Knees - "please"
  • Kyber Pass - "arse". often abbrev. such as "he needs a damn good kick up the Khyber"
  • Les Kiss - "****", from former 1980s Australian rugby league international Les Kiss, as in "I'm going for a Les Kiss."
  • loaf of bread - "head"
  • meat pie - a "try", a score in Rugby football
  • Morton Bay fig - a "wig"
  • Noah's (Ark) - a "shark"
  • Onkaparinga - "finger", after place in South Australia and blanket manufacturer
  • optic, optic nerve - a "perve", leering look, as in "Eh, china, have an optic at that sheila!"
  • Oxford scholar - a "dollar"
  • Pat (Malone) - "on one's own", as in "left him on his Pat Malone".
  • polly waffle - brothel. From the proprietary name of a chocolate bar.
  • pork pie, porky pie or porkies - "lie", typically a white lie, as in "When I looked into it I realised the whole story was a porky pie". Originally British.
  • red hots - the "trots", that is, trotting horse races or Diarrhea.
  • Reg Grundy's - "undies", underpants, from Reg Grundy, well known Australian television producer, sometimes also "Reginalds".
  • rock and roll - the "dole", unemployment benefits, social security payments, as in "He won't work in an iron lung as long as he can get on the rock 'n' roll."
  • Ronny Coote - having a "root".
  • rubbity or rubbity-dub - a "pub"
  • sausage roll – "goal", as in scoring point(s) for the team.
  • scotch tape - to "rape", generally used in shortened form "scotch"
  • septic (or seppo) – "American", short for septic tank, which rhymes with Yank.
  • sky rocket – "pocket"
  • snake's – "****", from snake's hiss, as in "I'm busting for a snake's."
  • steak and kidney - "Sydney".
  • Spanish Dancer - Cancer.
  • sway and swerve - perv (see above)
  • swing and a miss - "****", from American baseball terminology, as in "Time for a swing and a miss."
  • tea leaf - "thief".
  • Tin Tank - "Bank".
  • trouble and strife – "wife", as in "I can't come out I gotta stay home with the trouble and strife."
  • Wallaby Ted - 'rooted' (Roo-Ted), tired from strenuous activity
  • Wally Grout - "shout", to buy a round of drinks, from the Australian cricketer by that name, as in "It’s your Wally". Depending on context, it could also mean "stout" or "snout".
  • Warwick Farm - "arm", from the racecourse in Sydney, Australia, as in "He grabbed her by the Warwick Farms".
  • Westpac banker - "****er"
  • Uncle Merv - to "perv"