Unwritten rules that MUST be obeyed?

[TeniBear]

Does anyone have any that aren't road rules? I started with something silly, I want funny stories dammit!

(kidding, I don't mind road rules really)


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[C~Q]

Lol ok...when you finish with the remote don't put it on the top of the tv so i sit down, get comfy then have to get up and walk to the tv anyway! remotes go on the coffee table, in a line, bottoms together...

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[Shades]

Doors and gates when they're not on your property - LEAVE THEM AS YOU FOUND THEM. If it was OPEN, leave it OPEN, if CLOSED, CLOSE it behind you!

[peanutter]

If you fart in my office, don't wrinkle your nose, looking facetiously all around, and then asking, "what is that awful smell?? where on earth is it coming from??"

We are the only ones here. I didn't fart. That awful smell is you. It's coming from your pesky little bot bot.

Either pretend it didn't happen, and I'll do likewise, or say, "Excuse me."

Or better yet, don't fart in my office.

[phebee]

Lol ok...when you finish with the remote don't put it on the top of the tv so i sit down, get comfy then have to get up and walk to the tv anyway! remotes go on the coffee table, in a line, bottoms together...

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Yes!! DH does that all the time! Lol


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[KitFaerie]

Putting away the cutlery IS part of putting away the washing up. It really is. Don't tell me you've put away the washing up when I can see you haven't touched the cutlery. You're a capable, independent adult, you can function in society. It's not too hard. It's CUTLERY.

[Cranky Kitten]

If you're going to swig milk from the bottle, don't roll back.