Do you use them? Yes

Do you #2 in them? When you gotta go, you gotta go...

Do you *cough* break wind in them? See above

Do you look under the stalls to see whose shoes are in there? Do you use them? If I have to do a #2 and I'm in one that has cubicles - my preferred loo at work is the one just up the corridor from my office. It is just the one loo in a nice big room (but probably too much information)

Do you talk to people while in there? I have done

If you're talking to someone when you go in, do you continue the conversation? I have done

Do you change the roll if they're empty? Do you use them? Yes

Do you change the roll if they're *almost* empty? Why?

Do you change the roll so that the paper goes *over* and not *under*? (spot the Type A ... spot her!) Always - I've even been known to do the nice little fold they do in hotels!

Do you use your phone while in there? This may be linked to the #2 question above ... Have done

Are you constantly dismayed by the fact that people you work with have lower standards than you in terms of hygiene and adequacy of flushing? ALL THE TIME