Barbie dolls we wish they'd invented

[Mum2SweetCs]

SAHM Barbie. Comes with minivan complete with child restraints, food and toys all over the floor, and sticky seats. She has a child attached to each leg, and a toddler on her hip. She comes with a permantly tired expression, and a very "mix and match" wardrobe.

Not to mention dressed in stained wrinkly clothes

[Tinks]

Nanna Barbie. She is 55 now.

[Little Chicken]

What about bogan barbie? Flannels, leggings/skinny jeans, thongs, ciggie in mouth, VB can in hand, and when you push a button on her back lets forth such classics as "what the **** do you ****ing think you are are ****ing doing?" And "get us another ****ing beer love".