Barbie dolls we wish they'd invented

[AnyDream]

OK - here's one for the wide-eyed little seven-year-olds inside all of us.

What barbie doll do you wish they'd invented?

ME: Librarian barbie. Has normal feet that fit into comfortable looking shoes, naff cardigan and tortoiseshell glasses, and comes with a voice-activated "book trolley" that wheels towards you when you speak to it.

(Take that, Mattel).

You?

[Astrid]

Actual Historical reenactment Barbie. The clothing is accurate and handsewn, plus comes with correct accessories. No horns on helmets are to be seen

[AnyDream]

And before anyone says Zombie Barbie, sorry but she already exists.

I own one. She used to be some kind of pediatrician, until the zombie apocalypse. You remember, that time in December 2012 when the world ended?

[peanutter]

I heard an urban myth that there was a divorce barbie, which came with half of Ken's stuff.

[Frangipani Lou]

Curvaceous anatomically correct Barbie. I might have been allowed one then!

[Little Chicken]

SAHM Barbie. Comes with minivan complete with child restraints, food and toys all over the floor, and sticky seats. She has a child attached to each leg, and a toddler on her hip. She comes with a permantly tired expression, and a very "mix and match" wardrobe.

[emmalee86]

Hahahahahahaha little chicken!!!!

[Mum2SweetCs]

SAHM Barbie. Comes with minivan complete with child restraints, food and toys all over the floor, and sticky seats. She has a child attached to each leg, and a toddler on her hip. She comes with a permantly tired expression, and a very "mix and match" wardrobe.

Not to mention dressed in stained wrinkly clothes

[Tinks]

Nanna Barbie. She is 55 now.

[Little Chicken]

What about bogan barbie? Flannels, leggings/skinny jeans, thongs, ciggie in mouth, VB can in hand, and when you push a button on her back lets forth such classics as "what the **** do you ****ing think you are are ****ing doing?" And "get us another ****ing beer love".

[Frangipani Lou]

SAHM Barbie. Comes with minivan complete with child restraints, food and toys all over the floor, and sticky seats. She has a child attached to each leg, and a toddler on her hip. She comes with a permantly tired expression, and a very "mix and match" wardrobe.

Lol! And a bf bra that's always got at least one side undone!

[peanutter]

yep ... and at least two body fluids (your choice: drool, perk, breastmilk, wee or poo) and/or weetbix in her hair.

[meow]

Walk of Shame Barbie... staggering home with bleary makeup after a big night on the town.

[peanutter]

Scottish Ken ... so we can check whether or not there *is* anything under the kilt!!

[Phteven]

Gym barbie with sweat rings under her armpits and in her crotch, a scarlet face and a bag carrying stinky shoes and a fetid towel.
Refugee barbie - needs a safe home and comes with nothing

[Floweryfields]

PMS barbie complete with bloating, irritibility and a break outs.

[AnyDream]

Couch potato Barbie - complete with couch, TV remote, boxed DVD set, packet of crisps, and a bottle of vino.

[Tinks]

Obese Barbie.