It says I like to be prepared for every eventuality... Wallet, keys, phone, tissues plus band aids, nail file, brush, lipgloss, asthma spray, glasses, gum. Everything after tissues hasn't been used for at least six months Then there's the really disgusting stuff - old receipts, lollies from when I last flew (14 months ago), an old Freddo, lollipop stick, dirty tissues. Oh, and a plastic spoon for when DS decides he needs one to eat a 30c Maccas cone! Oh yeah, there's also a note book, pen, pencil (in case the pen stops working) and hand sanitiser.

Oh, and it also says I'm a bit grubby and lazy as it's white, except for the shoulder strap, which has gone a grimy grey but I haven't been bothered to clean it.