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thread: Anal Fissure? Anyone

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  1. #1
    Registered User

    Dec 2006
    Out of my mind. Back in five minutes...
    3,304

    Good luck. Hope the pain is gone soon. xo

  2. #2
    Registered User

    Nov 2007
    886

    ouch!!
    Hope all goes smoothly and you get better soon!!

  3. #3
    Registered User

    Jan 2004
    GONE MAD....back in 10!!
    2,370

    Oh no Maz. Thinking of you & hoping for a speedie recovery for ya!!

  4. #4
    Registered User

    Nov 2005
    in a house!
    6,125

    Oh maz, hope its painless and quick for you xx

  5. #5
    Registered User

    Jan 2005
    Down by the ocean
    6,110

    Owies Hope it's not too traumatic getting your valve tampered with!

  6. #6
    2013 BellyBelly RAK Recipient.

    Apr 2009
    3,750

    Ouchies. I am pleased they are fixing you up quickly though. Hope you have a speedy recovery!

  7. #7
    Registered User

    Dec 2007
    Sunny Qld
    14,682

    Ouch!!!!

    Get better soon Maz - can't fart properly with a broken bottom!

  8. #8
    Registered User

    Feb 2009
    In the poor house...
    1,565

    - Mel

  9. #9
    Registered User

    Jan 2008
    3,305

    oh wow maz i hope your alright? how did it go i didn't know ya could get things there .

  10. #10
    Registered User

    Sep 2008
    South West Sydney, NSW
    2,454

    Owies - here is to a speedy recovery

  11. #11

    Dec 2005
    not with crazy people
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    im home....my brain is fuzzy and my bum goesnt have the lemon in it anymore. After me telling the doc's that they have to get patholgy in to get blood out of me (they never belive me) and 2 1/2 hours of trying they finally called them.
    I had a cyst that was 6cm in diameter. So now I have a valve hanging out of my butt, about 2 inches about from my woo hoo. I like to call it my 'puss on tap'. The doc's said its just one of those things that can happen...its burning a bit now due to the cut. THe valve will be taken out on friday and then things will be a bit better. Ive gotta have salt baths and sell flush the valse in the mean time (didnt I tell ya's im a gumby doll)

    I am now also allergic to morthim. (I cant spell for crud can you tell). they gave me only 2.5ml and my hand went blue, swelled and got a nasty rash on it....nioce one

    My woo hoo is all in tact...no need for fibre or anything..my diet already does enough of that anyway. Im just scared to have a pooh now cause its so close...not that ive had the urge (for a change) but omg fart woo hoo..the old poo poo valve can still swing them

    thanks for thinking of me girls :hugs:

  12. #12
    Registered User

    Dec 2006
    In my own private paradise
    15,272

    sounds ouchie - but it's short term and you'll be feeling heaps better really soon hun

    so glad to hear from you that all is ok - and now i expect you to go and do something you NEVER do - take it easy and look after yourself!!

  13. #13
    Registered User

    Dec 2007
    Sunny Qld
    14,682

    Ouchies. So glad you can still fart though. We'd explode otherwise.

  14. #14
    Registered User

    Feb 2009
    In the poor house...
    1,565

    Oooooh Maz - thats a big one. OUCH !
    Glad you are ok and resting up at home.

    Take care
    Good luck with the PUS - Eeeeeeww !
    xxxx

  15. #15
    Registered User

    Aug 2007
    3,526

    Awwww poor Maz! it just had to happen to u didnt it!
    at least u can still joke about it tho!

    Hope U and ur butt feels better soon!!!

  16. #16

    Dec 2005
    not with crazy people
    8,023

    ah whilst its happenign to me its leaving some other poor bugger alone

    I have to buy a donut cushion.....I cant sit and it feels like osemthing is shoved up 'there' cause of the padding...ahhhhh this is the closest feleing I'll ever get to anal sex I tell ya's and I DONT LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. #17
    Registered User

    Dec 2005
    5,951

    Hope you recover quickly Maz, that's gotta hurt!

  18. #18
    Registered User

    Dec 2007
    Adelaide, SA
    896

    Hey Maz

    Hope your butt is better soon lovely lady


    LOl at Mel and farting

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