LOL at the breastmilk... I had a bout of cystic acne a few years back and I used every lotion and potion, even tried prescriptions but the last thing I ended up trying was Witch Hazel and it worked a treat. Buy it from the supermarket for about $6 in the body care section. I still use it if I ever have a breakout or even use it after waxing to stop the rash..