I'm waving the banner for OPKs dont get me wrong, but a 2pm test time in a staff toilet is a little tricky.

Never mind the fact that workmen in the hospital ALWAYS seem to be working DIRECTLY OVERHEAD my staff loo (and I'm paranoid they can see me with cup and stick through the air vents), I then have to wait 5 WHOLE MINUTES while the OPK cooks away.. and then become aware of my collegues outside the door, waiting.

So, if I wait 5 minutes, then i think are they thinking i'm doing a long toilet business that'll be smelly (embarrassing), or do I try and surreptitiously hold my "cooking" OPK (horizontally, mind you), under my top and exit, then what to do with it when I wash my hands, (BIG SIGH).

It's complicated being a woman sometimes .....