thread: Free to Good Home

  1. #1
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    Oct 2003
    Forestville NSW
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    Free to Good Home

    One almost 4 year old female human. Almost completely toilet trained with minimal accidents overnight. Able to push multiple buttons at once while screaming at an incredibly high frequency.

    Incredibly good looking with a profound ability to make you cry at her beauty when sleeping. Flunked obedience training twice.

    *Limited time offer* weekend visits with younger sister.

  2. #2
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    Feb 2006
    NSW Central Coast
    5,301

    Ohh, :hugs: having a hard day??

  3. #3
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    Jul 2006
    Melbourne
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    Try Ebay Christy, you might get something for her there

    Hope your day tomorrow is better hun. I think they're all conspiring ATM, because a lot of us seem to be having a hard weekend!


  4. #4
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    Sep 2007
    Cairns
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    to you hon - sorry it's such a hard day and hope that your sense of humour manages to get you through it.

    Will you trade for an adorable but teething 3 and a 1/2mth old?

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    Mar 2004
    Sparta
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    If anyone's interested I have a similar 2 for 1 deal in blue.

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    Jun 2003
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    Christy sweetheart I completely understand your pain I hope tomorrow is a better day *mwa*

  7. #7
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    Jun 2007
    Melbourne, ready to meet peeps IRL
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    LOL I have had many a day where I too would love to give them away BHL and I always say " we are young we could start again we would well behaved robots next time" lol

    I feel for you.. hope tommorrow is a better day

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    Feb 2003
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    I'm so sorry Christy hon.... sending you my love, sweetness. You are a super mum, I don't know how you do it... but it's all worth it. It does get easier I promise. She'll be in school soon and it burns heaps of their mental and physical energy. Huge changes for us this year.

    Maybe she's having her teenage rebellious years all in one and she'll be a breeze later...

    Love and hugs xxx
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    Jul 2006
    Brisbane
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    Big hugs Christy. I hope things settle down soon.

    I wonder if a girl would settle the boys down LOL!

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    Jan 2005
    Down by the ocean
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    Big :hugs: Christy! Hope tomorrow brings a better day for you and your little miss!

  11. #11
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    Sep 2004
    Sydney's Norwest
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    Huge hugs Christy. I so know how you are feeling. I will trade you your 4 year old for my 13 year old run away.... Suppose though, when they have run away they are at the very least not under foot.

    I think Matilda would make a good match with Tehya. Send her up hun

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    Feb 2004
    Adelaide SA
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    Christy, i sympathise with you hon, i will gladly swap you Nick for Matilda!
    He's just turned 5, starts school in a few weeks but climbs on the roof, swears and back chats, and the tantrums are unbearable.
    It sounds to me like there is a full moon due if alot of our kids are acting up
    Thank god for kindy!
    :hugs: for you Christy

  13. #13
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    Nov 2004
    Chickens.
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    Huge hugs for you Christy! I SO know how you feel!

    Deep breaths, make yourself a hot coffee, lock yourself in the bathroom and drink it slowly!

    Hugs!

  14. #14
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    Oct 2003
    Forestville NSW
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    Better yet Div... pour a glass of red & a bath filled with bubbles and lavender....
    That is going to happen in 30 minutes

    Thanks everyone! I just needed to vent, its been a very yuck and loud day.

  15. #15
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    Oct 2006
    Sydney NSW
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    I will swap you for a 16 year old girl!! Will sometimes speak pleasantly and babysit but may turn nasty at the drop of a hat!
    Maybe we could do BB child swaps!!

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    Nov 2004
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    I hope that by the time you read this a new day has dawned, and the troubles of today are miles away