When I was about 4, mum took me to the doctor cos I had a really snotty nose and it apparently smelt really weird too.

Doctor didn't know what was wrong but said to see how I was in a week.

Went back a week later, still snotty and still smelly. He decides to have a look in there and after a bit of a poke around ... pulled out a lolly wrapper that was jammed right the way up my nostril.

Mum said, "what ON EARTH is that doing in there?"

And apparently I suddenly remembered what I'd done and replied, "well you told me not to throw it on the floor mummy!" We'd been out and about and I had no pockets so decided the only thing I could do was roll the lolly wrapper up and shove it right up my nose. Ingenious!