I'm PMSL at these stories!!!

They remind me of a long running story in our family..

When my sister was born i was 2 and a half. I used to tell people all sorts of things but when sis was a couple of days old we walked down to get the mail from our letterbox as the postie arrived.I promptly announced to the postie that "my mummy had blood in her fanny"!!!my poor mother has never been so embarrassed in her life and quickly shuttled me inside. Needless to say i never saw another postie until i was 18!!!