OH MY GOODNESS. Here's one that just happened, and I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I decided to make a rainbow layer cake for DH, and had the first two layers cooling on the kitchen table. Then I went in the bedroom to tidy some stuff up while the next cooked... Ten minutes later I notice Miss A has been rather quiet. Always ominous with a two year old, right? This is what I came into the kitchen to find:

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If it wasn't bad enough that she ate a quarter of both cakes, now both she and the floor are covered in blue and red crumbs