There was a radio thing a while ago where people were ringing up telling their most embarrassing kids stories. The one that stuck in my mind was a poor guy who went to a camping ground with his wife, baby and three year old daughter. While his wife was feeding the baby he took his daughter to the communal shower block. It was packed, so they waited for an empty stall and he took the girl in with him. As he was washing her, his 'dad bits' were knocking against her. All of a sudden she yelled out ' DAD! STOP MAKING ME TOUCH YOUR PENIS!" The whole shower block went quiet, then when they were done he had to walk past all the people looking at him like he was the worst person on earth. He was so embarrassed he went back to their campsite, packed up and left.