My friend's DD has just developed a new habit of leaning out of her pram and touching people's bottoms. the expressions on thier faces are just a classic.
One day when i was out shopping with DS (he was about 2). He decided to see what is under an oldies dress... just went right up to the poor old dear, lifted her dress up and took a peek.
I was so embarrased
Luckily she had a sense of humour and just laughed it off.
I took my godson shopping (he was about 2/3) and he was given a balloon on a stick by some promotional stand. As we were walking around he was quite well behaved with the balloon until we were standing behind a couple of little old ladies. He then yells out 'too slow' and started hitting them with the balloon. I was embarressed but it was funny. Luckily the little old ladies found it funny too.
On April Fools Day my 6 yo DD woke me up yelling "mama you've slept in we're late for school". Well I cursed and jumped out of bad only for her to crack up laughing "April Fool".... it was 6am.
Being a nurse I figured when the kids asked for body parts names I gave them the real ones, so at about 3 my older 2 would go up to people in the street and say "your a boy, coz you've got a penis" and " your a girl coz you have a 'gina" Well at first I was embarrassed to say the least, but then I thought, well would i be embarrassed if they said, you have ears or legs??? and so I would smile proudly at the often funny looks we recieved
LMOA Vanita, we were stupid with our first, told her no specific name for her vagina and then told her to wipe herself on the toilet and said "Wipe your front bum!" Sounded so dum, so now we too tell the correct names, and Jemma does the same thing ie Mums dog she said Max has a doodle he's a boy!"
Michelle
My 3yr old who was 2 at the time went into my mum who was changing her top to go walking casually told mum"nice boobies grandma"!, then asked here where here boobie pads were! luckily mum just laughed.
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