God this is funny! Love the blended cheesburger idea! Haha...

an infection from a veggie??? how would you explain that to the dr??
"you see, there was this cucumber..."
Bahahaha! I was gonna ask what were they doing with the vegetable? Eeww!!
Go the blended cheese burger mixed with coke! Nom nom. Hope some chippies went in for extra oomph.