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  1. #1
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    Jun 2010
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    Mine would be called "Caring for Your Baby Your Way" and then all the pages would be blank. I think people put too much stock in books and 'experts' to tell them what to do, when they should just listen to themselves.

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    Nov 2010
    Perth, WA
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    I don't know that I'd write a parenting book, more likely to write one titled "101 Ways to Put off Doing Housework"

    I'm such a procrastinator sometimes.

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    Feb 2010
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    Mine would be 'You know where you can stick that so called rod......' I would just have a book on the most rediculous things we have been told by friends, family and strangers.

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    Mine would be 'You know where you can stick that so called rod......' I would just have a book on the most rediculous things we have been told by friends, family and strangers.

    Or 'My baby, my back, my FREAKING ROD!'

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    Sep 2008
    Adelaide
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    I don't know that I'd write a parenting book, more likely to write one titled "101 Ways to Put off Doing Housework"
    I can help you write it CK

    I'd title my parenting book "Sleep when they sleep, what ever time of day". I truly think this is the most intelligent advice ever!!

    However not quite sure how I'll manage it with the next one, I am ensuring that DS is not about to drop his daytime nap anytime soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    My parenting book will be called "Parenting your child - how to read the instruction book that came with the child, by a mother."

    I may also choose to write "Life Cull: The thickness of blood" about how to distance yourself from rotten relatives. Then try to take my own advice.

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    Jul 2009
    Australia
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    My parenting book will be called "Parenting your child - how to read the instruction book that came with the child, by a mother."

    I may also choose to write "Life Cull: The thickness of blood" about how to distance yourself from rotten relatives. Then try to take my own advice.
    Love them both

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    Mine would be called "Caring for Your Baby Your Way" and then all the pages would be blank. I think people put too much stock in books and 'experts' to tell them what to do, when they should just listen to themselves.
    I think my book would be similar. One of my chapters would be titled, 'well, what does your instinct tell you?'. I seem to be forever asking people this, I think a lot of heart ache could be avoided if we valued our own instincts and intuitions as parents more and placed less value of what other people who have never met the child think.
    And another chapter would be 'there is no always' because no matter what people say, their child did not always sleep through/eat well/self settle/etc etc etc. They may have done it most of the time, but then there was the time they were sick/teething/missing mummy or daddy/just having a bad day/overtired/etc etc etc. so there is nothing wrong if your child is having one of those days or weeks.
    Last edited by Sagres; March 4th, 2012 at 01:58 PM.