Just for fun - which of your kid's toys are out to get you?

[Kazzo]

ATM it is playdoh. Just when I think I have it all cleaned up and packed away I find more and it is in places I swear they did not even go when they were playing with it. DD1 also has a large wooden cake that is cut in 5 pieces and I have kicked a piece in the middle of the night a few times and have had to cry out in pain in the quietest way I can.

[Party-of-five]

DD's squinkies... I am sure they are breeding and I always seem to step on them.

I found a squinkie in the fridge this morning

Naked dolls...they are everywhere at the moment and they always make me do a double take when I see them out the corner of my eye. There are eyes watching my every move.

[PumpkinZulu]

A bear that sings 'You Are My Sunshine' in this old time, creepy voice, with a moving mouth and red heart that lights up and spills creepy red light on everything at night. There's a video on FB of DD crying as it sings. It goes off randomly too, and can't be turned off or opened up.

[RockingBaker]

My kids have bears that repeat what you say and their mouth moves. Nothing sounds worse than me telling them off and the bloody bear is copying me in a high pitched voice!

[Rainbow_Mumma]

Claire used to have a light up singing caterpillar that used to go off at 3am


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[~me~]

I religiously now go and do a 'toy turn off' before going to bed

The boys trash packs and gogo's...they are driving me crazy!

[Rouge]

We used to have this fisher price moo cow mirror thing on wheels. It would moo in the middle of the night and scare the crap out of is.

Oh and the furby. That turned on after the batteries were removed. It was residual power... OK?!!!!

Other than that Lego.

[Butterfly Dawn]

Rocking- we have 1 of those too, I hate it sometimes.
PZ- that bear sounds scary lol is it an heirloom?
This is great havent laughed so much in ages
We got wood floors otherwise playdoh would be on my list too

[Feijoa Mum]

Woody! He is put up on the shelf in DS room at the moment because he was pulling on the string too hard and its about to break. He follows me where ever I move in there and it freaks me out!!
I make sure he is comfortable and sitting up nice and straight with his hat on.
Way too much Toy Story for me I think!

[Rowellen]

I'm scared to ask but what on earth is a squinky?

Not really a toy but DS keeps being given plastic placemats. For some reason he thought it would be fun to scatter them on the floor. 39 weeks pg with DD & I found one. Absolute agony for the next few weeks. Needless to say DS has not seen those placemats since. But then came Christmas and now we have more . They will be finding the bin as soon as I can be bothered. At the moment they are up high so I keep forgetting to get rid of them.

Oh & agree - the toys that go off at random times. We have a dinosaur that goes off & sometimes goes haywire & won't turn off. (That one is hidden in the laundry lol!)

[Rouge]

Oh man that would freak me out!

We toys can see EVERYTHING!

[TeniBear]

I make sure he is comfortable and sitting up nice and straight with his hat on.
Way too much Toy Story for me I think!

I always apologise to my favourite Cabbage Patch doll when I see her, because it's been so long since I played with her

Since putting the cot alongside our bed, I'm a bit sick of the Angry Birds plushies FIL gave Amelia for Xmas. They're cute and all, but having the things go off in my ear when I'm trying to go to sleep is rather scary!

[nickle730]

Zhu zhu pets. They make that squeaking noise every time I go near them and then they start to move... I'm sure the little bast*rds are coming to eat my toes at midnight.

[Jellyfish]

Not exactly a toy but DD1 got given a helium balloon one time we did the groceries and that thing freaked me out so many times! It was huge and floated aimlessly around the apartment so suddenly you would walk out of the bathroom right into it or wake up with it hovering over your face lol.

[Stevie]

Oh yes polly pockets....and littlest pet shop! Whoever came up with those needs to be forced to walk barefoot down a corridor strewn with the stuff!

[Butterfly Dawn]

[Cranky Kitten]

Oh and the furby. That turned on after the batteries were removed. It was residual power... OK?!!!!

Oh gods yes the furby - my lovely mother got one for DD for christmas one year - it became a "daddy's house" toy after it copied my swearing at the tv one night when DD wasn't around and then would randomly repeat it...

[Queen]

So many but DD1's barbies are posessed they have regular romps and I always find them in odd places doing naughty things

DD2 hers is this wonderful $5 mirror that chants "Don't you just love being a princess" we brought a good year and a half ago, but yet it still goes off at random times to freak me out