Just for fun - which of your kid's toys are out to get you?

[Cranky Kitten]

So we all know that lego is evil and conspires to find it's way into the middle of the hallway at 3am precisely when you're walking down there with your poor sensitive feet unguarded...but what other toys are out to get you?

Mine was DD's beados. Little roly beads scattered over polished jarrah floorboards in our old house, lurking in the cracks and popping out just when you think you've seen the last of the blasted things....

[Phteven]

The triceratops - it lurks and waits for people to sit down

[nothing2lose]

Any and all computer/PS/Wii/iPhone game or app that has annoying 'music' or sound effects.

That shiz will do your head in. For real

[Butterfly Dawn]

[indie24]

DD's squinkies... I am sure they are breeding and I always seem to step on them.

And not so much a toy but DD's chair from IKEA. She moves it around the house so she can help you and I always seem to trip over it

[~Hestia~]

Moo's garage with lights and sounds...always goes off when I'm alone or at night!

[Phteven]

Moo's garage with lights and sounds...always goes off when I'm alone or at night!

OMG I hate it when toys do that. And it's always the night that you've stayed up late watching a really scary movie

[Party-of-five]

DD's squinkies... I am sure they are breeding and I always seem to step on them.

I found a squinkie in the fridge this morning

Naked dolls...they are everywhere at the moment and they always make me do a double take when I see them out the corner of my eye. There are eyes watching my every move.

[Miss.September]

Textas and crayons. I can put them in the highest hidey spot and they'll still manage to find their way into DD's hand and design beautiful illustrations on my curtains and windowsills when I'm in the loo.

[Muppity]

We have a soft fluffy turtle that giggles maniacally. It has batteries but you can't get them out and it can't be turned off. And it always picks quiet time (usually just before DD goes to bed) to randomly start it's nasty little laugh. I've been waiting 12 months for those blasted batteries to die!

[nothing2lose]

Those friggen zhu zhu pets....there was one hiding in my car for ages. I just couldn't work out what the noise was. I thought my car was broken

[LuluHB]

DD1's "learn to tell the time" clock. It plays different sounds depending on the time of day, so sings a lullaby at bedtime, songs about lunch being ready, time for breakfast etc. Fanbloodytastic until it gets the time changed on it and left on so that the rooster starts crowing at 2am

[Stevie]

LOL such a great thread

DD has this wagon thing that you put toys in and on it and it makes this rediculus noise that drives me bonkers AND she leaves it in THEE most silly places.. .. this is one also that goes off in the middle of the night!!

That and those little people... hmm.. they are EVERYWHERE!!!

[~ Zarava Flutterby ~]

Magnets (they are toys right ) seem to find the pesky things everywhere... from ITNG to the stupid doll ones... creepy when you feel something cold & flat in the dark

[Butterfly Dawn]

the boys tanks, the battery dies and makes loud noises normally when im making a 4am bottle, scare the crap outta me, and the babys walker, she wants to gwt close so ramms it into your heels ouch lol

[Butterfly Dawn]

and "bumble bee" transformer hides in the couch cousins waiting to stab your butt when you sit down- hes solid, havent broken him, yet

[PumpkinZulu]

A bear that sings 'You Are My Sunshine' in this old time, creepy voice, with a moving mouth and red heart that lights up and spills creepy red light on everything at night. There's a video on FB of DD crying as it sings. It goes off randomly too, and can't be turned off or opened up.

[RockingBaker]

My kids have bears that repeat what you say and their mouth moves. Nothing sounds worse than me telling them off and the bloody bear is copying me in a high pitched voice!