I'm sure there's a thread for this in the general area, in humour.

Here's another one of Liebling's:

"When we move house we will get a cat. But we need a special door for a cat first. So we get the door for the cat then we go to the cat shop and get a cat. The cat comes in a box. The cat has a special door and we buy that as well. Then we can get a baby. We get a baby in the baby shop and we have to pick a baby that will like me. Then the baby goes in the box and we take the baby home. We will have three cats and a baby. Babies are very cute, did you know that?"