I'm in the middle of a night feed when I realise I'm busting for the loo. I have new born DS desperate for boob and making lots of noise, DD2 asleep on the floor next to my bed and my mum asleep across the hall. So I bit the bullet and held DS under my arm (stopped feeding him) and went to the loo one handed. All going well until I pull on the toilet paper and realise I don't have my other hand to tear it off - hmm how to get out of this one I thought.

So I lent my head against the toilet roll to tear if off

What have you done to keep your little ones quiet in the middle of the night?