thread: Things you never thought you would have to say as a parent

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  1. September 13th, 2012, 08:36 PM #1
    Calluna
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    Dec 2008
    Brisbane, QLD
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    Oh man... So many things I wish I could remember...

    My first ever "I never thought I'd say that" moment was
    "no, thats not an elephant it's broccoli"
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  2. September 13th, 2012, 08:38 PM #2
    Eenee
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    Jun 2009
    vic
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    Stop licking my freckles lol
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  3. September 14th, 2012, 12:58 PM #3
    Lenny
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    Dec 2006
    Smidgen-ville
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    Today i was surprised to have to say "please don't brush you teeth and eat toast at the same time".
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  4. September 14th, 2012, 01:08 PM #4
    Sopdet
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    Jan 2010
    Shoe Heaven
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    No you can't stand on your brother's face.
    Said while trying to stop Miss 2 standing on the tennis racket currently resting on Master 8's face, all because he'd sat on it earlier bare bottomed and gotten a nice pattern on the skin.
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  5. September 14th, 2012, 04:46 PM #5
    indie24
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    Dec 2007
    Melbourne
    1,628

    No DD I am not pulling your teeth out just so the tooth fairy can come.

    Sorry DD, Jack the pumpkin King can not come to your birthday party.

    I am sorry that Baby Lula who lives in your belly ran away. I am sure the police man can't find her. No she isn't in jail.

    I am pretty sure DD that you won't be growing a penis when you grow up.
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