DS: I will toilet train myself tomorrow.
I will stop headbutting things.
I will otherwise maintain the current status quo and trajectory of my development, and be delightful in all ways.


Ziggy: I will stop kicking/headbutting your cervix, and will stop giving you m/s and heartburn - effective immediately.
I will be birthed with absolutely no issues.
I will feed and sleep in the same manner and pattern as my big brother, other than maybe being a bit quicker at the actual feeding part.
I will otherwise maintain the current status quo and trajectory of my development, and be delightful in all ways.


Furkids: We will stop barking at night, and will ignore all advances made by possums.
We will otherwise maintain the current status quo and trajectory of our respective development, and be delightful in all ways.