mothergoose- thats disgraceful!!!!!!! Who on earth would say that to someone? It would have to be either my sisters or my mum for it to be slightly ok and even then I dont' know. What did you say back? ( and what better thing did you think to say back after the event )

Starfish- sorry I'm one of the ones wanting a bump
you clearly know me well!

At the time I mumbled "Um. Thanks. I'm late for a meeting"

What I WISH I'd said.... "That's what happens when you eat inconsiderate, insensitive, ill thinking people"