Ohhhh no, this is me all over
In fact, all of it is me

I haven't sat in my lounge room for 2 weeks because we got a new leather couch and the smell makes me instantly want to vomit. It's the WORST smell out of everything I have had to smell, even cigarettes! I feel sick on my way home knowing I will smell it when i walk in the door. It sucks

Tasha, I must admit I had a little giggle. Not at you, but that sad fact that something new and shiny which bought you joy now had you cringing at the idea of going home. You poor thing, that really sux. Can you treat it with an oil that you do like the smell of??