Tell them you've got the worst diarrhea ever, some kind of parasite they think. Dairy and alcohol make it worse. No one will question that! And it isn't all a fib.
Or the AB's line works well.
Tell them you've got the worst diarrhea ever, some kind of parasite they think. Dairy and alcohol make it worse. No one will question that! And it isn't all a fib.
Or the AB's line works well.
with the wine, you could say you have to stay away from alcohol pending tests on your kidneys? (just might need to "play" on kidney region pains every now n then)
good luck!
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