thread: Ok, I need some good "not pregnant" fibs to throw people off the scent...

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  1. #1
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    Feb 2007
    In the jungle.
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    Tell them you've got the worst diarrhea ever, some kind of parasite they think. Dairy and alcohol make it worse. No one will question that! And it isn't all a fib.

    Or the AB's line works well.

  2. #2
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    Aug 2010
    south eastern melbourne
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    with the wine, you could say you have to stay away from alcohol pending tests on your kidneys? (just might need to "play" on kidney region pains every now n then)
    good luck!