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  1. #1
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    Aug 2006
    Perth WA
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    Red face Omg flatulence!!!


    Oh my god girls I just cannot stop fluffing haha...
    It is so bad that at work I have to hold them in and by the end of the day have such a bad stomach ache. I go to the loo, have a wee, rub my belly, release what I can and by the time I get back to my desk and sit down I could do more but have to hold them in. I am sure a little bit leaked out today just as my boss came and sat down next to me I was thinking oh my god I can smell something, I think that was me and he can smell it
    So lucky I only work 2 week days and Saturdays there is mainly me on my own so I can fluff away. DH says there is something wrong with me ha ha ha DD says heehee Mummy's bottom

    Honestly this is not normal!

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    Sep 2006
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    oh dear ... i'm dreading pregnancy #2 as Im fluffing enuf without being preggers!

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    Apr 2008
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    I have noticed this just recently in my pregnancy. I have been gettign pains in my tummy, thinking that it might be labour starting, but NO! It just turns out I have wind and need to do a "fluff"!

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    Jan 2008
    Country Victoria
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    thankyou for the giggle.

    There is nothing worse than when you are at work and need to do a 'pop' (as I say to DD). That is something I do not miss.

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    Ahhh don'tcha love it!!!

    I found that I "fluffed" more when I was on a different brand of pregnancy vitamins - got the worst gut aches from all the wind.. then I switched to Elevit and it went away.

    Try not to gas yourself lovey... lol

  6. #6
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    Aug 2006
    Perth WA
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    Hey maybe that is it!! Right next bottle, I am changing brands!!

  7. #7
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    Dec 2008
    Brighton, Brisbane
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    I completely stopped fluffing for the first few months, right now is another story though. I fluff all the time, and they smell really bad. Dp says i should get a trophy for some of the ones i pop off with. Haha

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    Oct 2008
    Victoria
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    This thread is hilarious

    DH & I call them toots & I have had the tootiest day ever Lucky I'm not shy about doing that around DH or I'd be forever running & hiding from him!!

    I think it gets worse the further along you go because I'm 15 weeks now & it's not abating

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    Sep 2008
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    LOL if it gets worse then I am in for some trouble... that is one thing about this pg - it has made me less shy about these things in front of DP (and we've been together for over nine years)

    He thinks it is hilarious

  10. #10
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    Nov 2008
    Perth
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    OMG, this thread is hilarious!!! I feel so relieved (pardon the pun!) to be reading this as I'm just a walking gas station at the moment!!!

    I've always had a bit of a wind issue due to IBS so DH and I became 'fart friendly' quite early in the relationship, LOL. I'm grateful for that now cause I'm tooting like you wouldn't believe, it's terrible! I'm not much of a burper either, that was my sister's forte, so I'm suffering terribly when the wind just can't escape. I invested in De Gas tablets today and a huge tub of Metamucil so hopefully I can ease some of the pain going forward. Today is a very painful one and I would give anything for a really good, well, you know