OMG, this thread is hilarious!!! I feel so relieved (pardon the pun!) to be reading this as I'm just a walking gas station at the moment!!!

I've always had a bit of a wind issue due to IBS so DH and I became 'fart friendly' quite early in the relationship, LOL. I'm grateful for that now cause I'm tooting like you wouldn't believe, it's terrible! I'm not much of a burper either, that was my sister's forte, so I'm suffering terribly when the wind just can't escape. I invested in De Gas tablets today and a huge tub of Metamucil so hopefully I can ease some of the pain going forward. Today is a very painful one and I would give anything for a really good, well, you know