What have you told people who guessed you were pregnant, before 12 weeks?

[Mother Goose]

Funny you mention the coffee PEanutter - the coffee guy at work picked it up within 3 days "how come you've stopped drinking my coffee? Why are you always ordering decaf and tea?" unfortunately it was infront of my boss who had no idea. Coffee man and I joke a lot so I told him when he learnt how to make a good coffee I'd buy one again. He's the best in the area

[Pholi]

A single male friend of ours raised an eyebrow and circled his finger around pointing towards me, saying 'Tell me when I'm pointing at the interesting bit...!" when the waitress asked who was having the decaf flat white. It was just a few days after our BFP after an ICSI cycle, and I had nothing prepared, and mumbled something about post-Christmas detox, but he just grinned - he wasn't fooled at all, but respectfully said nothing further until we officially announced it.