So yesterday we had a massive day, DD had her boyfriends 1st birthday, we were out from 12 til after 5 so decided we would just get fish & chips for tea, don't like the new local one so drove to the next town to get my chips.
Went in and ordered, realised had no cash so went to IGA to get some drinks and some cash out, in the meantime it's raining, DD and i are still in our lovely party dresses and we have to walk back to the F&C shop in the rain.. you can imagine it can't you big fat PG woman, toddler on her hip, purse and drinks in the other hand all frocked up!
So get back into the F&C shop and our order is ready.. gee that was quick, grab our stuff and head to the car, then i think... there doesn't seem to be much here...
You F***ing idiot you FORGOT TO ORDER THE CHIPS!
The main part of the order and i had completely forgotten, i walked back in the and lady looked really worried that something wasn't right.
I asked if they could please cook me some chips and leave my order on the shelf, she checked the docket and said 'they weren't on there' i said no i know... STUPID PG BRAIN!
She had a bit of a giggle and cooked my chips quick smart!
Thought it might have made you laugh last night... the funniest part is i NEVER wear makeup etc.. you know me,... well i was in a nice black dress, makeup and everything, A was in a gorgeous party dress with her hair in a nice glittery clip.. we must have looked a treat!
forgot it was sunday and as hubby was working and DS stayed with his grandparents, got up and took DD to day care and wondered why there were no cars there lol ooops so much for a sleep in, i had a huge struggle to get ehr dressed and ready as well lol
I had no weet bix for DS for a week, and had been to supermarket at least 3 times in week and every time got home unpacked and was like bugger no weet bix AGAIN, DH thought it was funny as was always first thing I said I needed before going!!
Went to meet my mate for breakie this morning..... we usually go to one of two places.
Yup, you guessed it. I went to the wrong one.
I was sitting getting more and more annoyed that she hadn't showed and she text me to ask me where I was. Quickly drove to the place that she was and all was good.
I'm such an OCD person usually. I'm finding pregnancy brain a little hard to deal with.
lol yeh, hubby just laughed so hard when i told him though..
todays effort was got cranky with DS for being rude etc so said stuff it we are going home.
stupid me forgot the only chemist open is in mittagong, we live in moss vale, so afetr teh 20 min drive home i realised it was sunday not saturday and teh chemists were all closed, so had to drive all the way back to mittagong to where i was to go teh chemist..
i thought all good ill just stop at teh local and grab DD's script.. doh.
Don't worry dear I have said and done some very stupid things since being preg again.... DH and I were talking baby names and I saw Kingsley, went to tell DH then had a brain wave, our surname is Kingsmill... Kingsley Kingsmill!!!!! DH had a good laugh at that one!!!
a fresh one. Was masking off the bench top while painting our kitchen cupboards last night, went back to it today to continue on, and couldnt find the masking tape anywhere! Other half finally found it inside the cutlery drawer!
Did it again...
had a 1st birthday party today and told DP i was going shopping afterwards to get some stuff for my hosp bag, some new PJ's for DD and to buy a couple of things for #2.
Had a big list with MILK at the top for DD's bottle.
Got half way home from the shopping centre to realise i had everything else on my list BUT the milk... had to stop at the servo and get some!
I've done numerous dumb and dangerous things as a result of pregnancy brain, a few include:
*Got out of the shower after shampooing, forgot to condition
*Was sitting at a red light and concentrating on the lights so I could go as soon as it turned. The light turned green and off I went...then realised it was actually the left turn arrow that had changed - so I had just gone though a red light.
* Was cooking hot dogs on the stove. Then went and sat on the couch and noticed an awful smell, thinking that it was Gabe's nappy. When I went back into the kitchen I realised that the awful smell was from the gas being on but not lit. It had been on for about 5 minutes!
i cook dinner often and realise 20 mins later that the stove hasnt been turned on, i turn the meat and everything
go to a friends house and leave my shoes at the front door, that is where they stay until next visit. i do this often..
i often turn on the taps to fill mop bucket etc and it overflows as i forget i was filling a bucket. in my defensive our water pressure isnt that great so turn on and walk away...just forget to go back.
oh there is so many things i do with a pg brain.
as my pelvis is out of alignment i hobble to the other end of the house forget want i was doing hobble back to then remember why i was going to the other end of thr house to begin with.............problem is i did this b4 pG........now its worse.
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You made my day!!!
DH had a good laugh at that one!!!
i hope my brain comes back after bubs is born
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