Tracey, I hear you! Don't call your child ANYTHING you don't want whilst in utero.

My DS knew he was loved and precious, but also when I was pg I told people who asked "what is it?" that I was having a platypus. DS darts around like mad and also can eat his own bodyweight in food in a single day. And then some, if I'm honest (we've kept tabs, home and Nursery, for our own interest: he has eaten this much!). But he is also gorgeous, clever, strong, precious and adorable. Which doesn't quite make up for the food bill, but never mind.