Daft pregnant moments!

[Taurean]

I've said some super daft things but I can't remember any of them right now - damn preggy brain! But the daft thing I have done lately is buy the wrong washing powder - not just once but twice.

Last week I stood in the laundry section of the supermarket for ages picking out the right powder and somehow I managed to get top loader and not front loader. So I went back this week to get the right powder and very, VERY carefully selected my laundry powder only to discover last night that I'd done it again - I'd bought bloody top loader powder!!

Will I go for the trifecta this week???

[Neenee Jellybeanie]

LOL my favourite from the old thread (and I'm paraphrasing here) was a member who was trying to point something out to her DP on an empty block. So she said "Look, over THERE, where those houses aren't"

One of the worst ones I did (last pg) was
DP: Did you know Judas dobbed in Jesus because he didn't get any wine at the last supper?
Me: Reeaally? That's so rude! I would've been p!ssed off too

[ladybird11]

I have a bad habit of trying to fit thru narrow areas and then I suck in my stomach to try and fit through (like that'd make any difference at 34 wks pregnant!)

[misty]

This is just what I needed, I don't know if it is just the hormone making everything so funny, but I have tears streaming down my face!

[beansbeans!]

awesome thread! now i wish I could find the other!
Things I've done so far this time round...
I said to DD the other week that she was sooo lucky to have daddy make her a peanut butter sandwich; at that DH ****ed himself with laughter, and said, really I could have sworn this was vegemite! (Although it may have been peanut butter on the sandwich and I said vegemite! I cant remember the order!!)
Out for breakfast one morning, the waitress asked me for my order, I asked for perched eggs and toast; she asked again, i said perched eggs... I swore I said poached, but DH swore I said poached, probably did considering the smile on the waitress!
Upon our next visit to the same cafe, I ordered a hot chocolate for DD, then asked for it to be on skim, waitress asked me what I wanted again I said a hot chocolate on skim, she said so 2 hot chocolates then, I said no, just the 1.... she looked confused; i continued on for another minute or so, before DH stepped in finishing the order for me trying to hide his laughter!
Another great one DH asked whether I had washed his work clothes as i said i would, I said yep, they're out in the fridge drying!

hmmm theres more, but that will do for now!


Justine

[Fleur]

I don't think this is the one you were looking for but I started this one a while back.

thought I'd post the link rather than re-type my daft moments

Chocaholic

[Heaven]

LOL my favourite from the old thread (and I'm paraphrasing here) was a member who was trying to point something out to her DP on an empty block. So she said "Look, over THERE, where those houses aren't"

pmsl, that was me!

[dust]

glad im not the only one!!

i was on facebook looking up a older friend. looked thru their high school friends and found a lady who i used to know from my dads church.. i then saw she was friends with a guy i knew (his aunt).. instantly i was writing out a message congratulating her on becoming a grandma... it wasn't tell later i realized that it was the guy i knew's mum who had become a grandma and not the lady i had congratulated on FaceBook.... she must think im crazy! ah well...

[Stevie]

i cant remember all my daft moments.. i have far too many to care to remember..
me: oh i cant wait to get my licence..
dh: how come?
me: coz ill be a proper grown up then >.< LOL

another of my favourite things to do at the moment.. is to loose train of thought..
or totally forget what im doing.. so i just kind of stop and stand there staring into space.. people at my work are like "you ok" im like "what was i doing" they tell me and i go on my merry way