I think my best moment has been driving into town to go to the bank to get a bank cheque (so I needed my ATM card, ID etc) then getting to the bank and realising I didn't have my purse which of course contained all my cards and money.....doh! I'd also parked in a multistory car park and had no money to get the car out and no cards to get any money. Luckily DH works in town and I could convince him to get the cheque and bail me out of the car park.

My other dumb ass moment was when I had a tradesperson booked to come and give me a quote for some air conditioning. I had kind of decided I wasn't going to use this guy and was thinking of cancelling it but didn't, and just totally forgot he was coming. So anyway on the morning in question I'd decided to......ahem.....tidy up some downstairs hair which had got a bit unruly on account of the fact that I hadn't seen it for a few weeks I was using one of those creams that you put on the hair and leave for 5-10 minutes then wipe off. Anyway I got half naked and all lathered up when the phone rang.....it's X from airconditioning company here, I've been caught up in traffic and am a bit late but will be there in about 2 minutes......cripes! I think I broke the world record for 'hair removal cream wiping'