Dumbest thing you have said whist pregnant?

[myson]

Goodnight lovey, sleep tight.

When my DD1 came to kiss me goodmorning!

[belfie]

halfway through trying to say "weakness" I forgot the second half of the word... so just said "weak...." then looked blank.

[shorty]

I cant remember anything ive said at the moment, but the 'blank' look seems to come into play quite often!

[~clover~]

Yeah, I was forever forgetting what I was talking about!
I had to ask who ever I was talking too to remind me!

[Macca79]

DH found me crying one morning when I could not find the reverse switch on my vacuum cleaner so I could use several vacuum bags for our winter wollies. He must have been pregnant too because he took it to the shed and spent an hour looking for the switch.

My mum pointed out that we didn't need one a week later.

[Lulu]

I just couldn't remember the word for ummmmm...paper. I had to point at it

[Neenee Jellybeanie]

exP: Did you know the reason why Judas dobbed Jesus into the authorities was because he didn't get any wine at the last supper?
Me: Really? Well I don't blame him, I would've been pretty ****ed off too. That's just mean.

I've never seen anyone laugh as hard as exP did in that moment.